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> > Last Saturday morning I got up early, put
> on my long johns and
> >dressed quietly.
> >
> > I made a lunch, grabbed the dog and went
> to the garage to hook up
> >the boat to the truck and down the driveway I went.
> Coming out of the
> >garage rain is pouring down; it is like a
> torrential downpour. There is
> >snow mixed in with the rain, and th! e wind is
> blowing 50 mph. Minutes
> >later, I returned to the
> > garage. I came back into the house and
> turned the TV to the
> >weather channel. I find it's going to be bad
> weather all day long, so I put
> >the boat back in the garage, quietly undressed and
> slipped back into bed.
> >
> > There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now
> with a different
> >anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there
> is terrible."
> >
> > To which she sleepily replies, "Can you
> believe my stupid husband
> >is out fishing in that stuff?
nice one
lol, not awake i see. rofl!